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Obama’s Proposal For Free College Perpetuates Huge Lie that Everyone Needs to Go to College

Before you get angry with me, or accuse me of hating people who can’t afford college, listen: it’s not that I don’t think everyone deserves the opportunity to pursue higher education, but its actually useless for everyone to have a college education.

The reason the job market has been so poor is that we have millions of undeclared university students who are going to college because they believe they have to in order to secure a good future for themselves, even though what they want to do may not even require a college education.

Totally necessary job, totally respectable career path.

Totally necessary job, totally respectable career path. College degree not necessary.

The fact of the matter is that there are plenty of great jobs that can even pay higher than vocations you would have with a college education, and are actually in demand! Sales consultants, stylists, cosmetologists, web designers, paralegal assistants, court stenographer, executive assistant, surveyor, mechanics, repair workers, plumbers – not to mention all of the inventors, entrepreneurs, and innovators who never attended or finished college. I know electricians that pull in six figure salaries and live in waterfront palaces, making more than I probably ever will.

This is a nice house. You can afford one of these whether you go to college or not.

This is a nice house. You can afford one of these whether you go to college or not. You just need to be motivated.

Of course, there’s an added bonus in going into one of these fields too: no crushing student loan debt. News flash: paying 30 grand, on average per year to get a degree in English, then ending up working in a drive through window because you have no idea how to apply what you learned, probably won’t set you up for the bright future you were expecting. Sorry.

Look at how happy he is. He's studying at The College on the Hill, getting a degree in eco-gender pan-african linguistic cultural literature. Money well spent?

Look at how happy he is: He’s studying at The College on the Hill, getting a degree in eco-gender pan-african linguistic cultural literature. Money well spent?

Federally funding two free years of college education for everyone will mean less people going to trade school, or taking up other lucrative occupations, because they feel there’s another obligatory two years tacked onto public education.

Improving our education system is important, of course – our standardized test scores are slipping as the U.S. education system falls in prestige on the global stage – throw some money at that if you want to do something to help. But encouraging everyone to go to college on the taxpayer’s dime isn’t going to bring about success for the nation, or its citizens.

To review:

-Free = tax payer funded

-Going to college just because, is a great way to dig yourself an inescapable grave of crushing debt

-Electricians make more money than I ever will, and don’t have to pay nearly as much to get trained. Seriously, trade school and apprenticeships are great options

-You don’t have to go to college to be successful, and sending more people to go to college to get degrees that they won’t use, because there aren’t jobs available or the degrees are useless, is a tremendous waste of money.

-By Cole Ellenbogen

 

Anti White Supremacy 101

I pay for my education, so I take it very seriously. I try really hard to learn as much as I can in every class. This semester I took a women and gender studies 101 to fill a requirement. Lets just say I got much more than my moneys worth.

3 Things I Learned in My Women and Genders Studies 101 Class:

1. People of color are not afraid of home intruders.

I thought the last day of class was just going to be a quick wrap up but no, my diligent professor made sure to throw in one last lesson. How dedicated is that?

She began telling us about Oscar Pistorius the South African Paralympic champion, who became the first double legg amputee to participate in the Olympics. In 2013 Pistorius fatally shot his girlfriend through their bathroom door, because he throughout she was an intruder.

Oscar Pistorius- Please note the pigmentation of his skin. (My professor made sure we realized this was the most important fact about him.) Photocreds- Wikipedia

With all of her expertise, my professor went on to explain what caused Pistorius to shoot his girlfriend. She first made sure that everyone in the class was aware Pistorius is a wealthy WHITE male, who lives in an affluent neighborhood. She then when on to say “white fear” caused him to shoot his girlfriend.

Try to stay with me, I know this is a difficult concept. I was confused by this at first too, but don’t worry my amazing professor explained it!

Pistorius claimed he thought the person behind the bathroom door was an intruder. My professor posed the question “what do you think he thought the person behind the door looked like?” After a long pause someone in the class called out “Black!” My professor quickly said “you don’t have to answer it out loud, just consider it….”

Of course my professor wasn’t insinuating that oscar only shot the intruder because he thought it was a person of color was she? and if she was… does that mean if Pistorius was a person of color he wouldn’t have been afraid of an intruder?

My take away from that lesson- only white people are afraid of intruders- because all intruders have to be a person of color, and no people of color are afraid of people breaking into their homes. MAKES PERFECT SENSE RIGHT?!

2. A child called IT

We learned about “political correctness” and sensitivity. We talked about pronouns and how to correctly address people. My professor told us that it is better to ask what pronouns a person would be called. Personally I identify as a straight female and like the pronouns “she and her” to be used for me.

Of course there are going to be situations where it is either inappropriate or too difficult to ask someone what pronouns they like to be called, but no need for worry! My all knowing professor told us the best way to deal with this is to refer to someone as “it”.

She pointed out a perfect example of this. She told my class that in his testimony that Officer Daren Wilson said “it looked like a demon”, and then she went on to say HOW UNACCEPTABLE AND HORRIBLE it was that Officer Wilson called Michael Brown an “it”.

He should have asked what pronoun he wanted to be called…

Oh wait… I decided to look up the piece of testimony so that I could fully understand how awful Officer Wilson is…

Officer Wilson's testimony.

Officer Wilson’s testimony.

Oh! By “it” he was referring to the intense aggressive face.. not Michael Brown. So the lesson isn’t ask people what pronouns they want to be called, the lesson is take things out of context and porput them as truths and mislead people to make your point! Duhhh?!

3. The Single Story

My professor told us that if we didn’t learn anything else, she wanted us to make sure that we understood the concept of “the single story.” She explained this as the idea that history and the media, well society in general portrays everything through the perspective of the white male.

She told us that it is important to destroy the idea of the single story, and instead entertain multiple perspectives from all different kinds of people.

She then went on to teach the entire course saying things like “ALL police officers are white supremacists” and she even had members of the campus protest group THE general body come in and talk to us… but she never had anyone from the administration come in to talk to us.

Hmm seems like if you want to entertain multiple perspectives you should have both sides of the issue talk to your class…

Oh no. I’m sorry! I misinterpreted what she meant by multiple perspectives. By “Multiple” she actually meant perspectives that line up with hers! Silly me, why would I ever think that dissonance could actually be used to teach a college course!

By Kyra Azzato

What You Really Learn at College: 5 Surprising Things You Could Put on Your Resume

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Can you eat love? No. What about use it to heat your house? Well not exactly. Photocred: Wikipedia

The Beatles told us “All you need is love.” But unfortunately love won’t put a roof over your head, and although I’m sure your local grocer is a wonderful man, I don’t think he wants to trade milk and bread for hugs and kisses.
Luckily unemployment rates seem to be rebounding, and have hit a six- year all time low.  So what does this really mean what we think it does?

 

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This is a picture of the U.S. unemployment rate, not a rollercoster. Photocred: The Motley Fool

No one likes the bearer of bad news… but unfortunately these low unemployment rates are not as transparent as they seem. (If you’re a little tired and bored skip down to English Translation, I don’t want you falling asleep).  The rate at which unemployment is decreasing is much slower than it used to be. According to the Labor Department the U-6 rate is much lower than usual.  Meaning the gap between the hiring rate, and unemployment is much larger than before the financial crisis.

English Translation – The big boss man is not hiring as fast as before.

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Can’t fool this employer…AGAIN! Photocred: smoch.com

Not to worry- Here at The Modern Common Sense we have come to realize college life is truely providing students with skills that can help to bolster their resumes so they are more likely to be hired. We highly suggest immediately adding these skills to your resume if you haven’t already.

1. Works Well Under Pressure

Uh oh! Its 11:00 Sunday night, you know what that means! Time to start your 8 page paper that is due 8:00 a.m. Monday morning. Sleep? Thats for the weak, what do you think I bought 4 red bulls, and 2 coffees for!

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This college student is a prime example of success. Photocred: funny.st

2.  Good With Change

The night seems to be going perfectly when all the sudden… blue flashing lights, and sirens cut through the party music. Looks like its time to go somewhere else! Flexibility is a must in the workplace. Future employers will appreciate your ability to quickly change based on the situation at hand.

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The police officers just wanted to join the party. Photocred: thedailymail.co

3.  Innovative

Lazy? No, innovative! That is exactly what your future boss will think when he sees how creative you are. College students are continuously coming up with newer better ways to increase productivity while minimizing work.

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Innovation at its finest. Photocred:davinportlibrary.com

4. Dedicated

Do you know how difficult is is to watch every episode of House of Cards on Netflix in one sitting? That takes serious commitment. Not everyone has the ability to sit alone in a dark room for over 24 hours doing nothing but looking at a screen.  In the 50’s this may have even been considered a form of “cruel or unusual punishment”.

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House of Cards will be back this February for those of you dedicated students. Photocreds: Netfix

5. Excellent People Skills

We all know it can be extremely difficult to get along with others, especially in the work place. Which is why it is important to know when to turn on the charm and really create positive relationship with your coworkers. Employers tend to value workers that are able to get the job done and keep everyone happy.

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we all know the truth. Photocreds: muchpics.com

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Although college students like to pretend they are anti social….Photocreds: clothingcrasher.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

With these 5 skills there is no need to worry about the volatile job market. These skills will open up a wealth of opportunities and help employees to earn promotions.  And if not, well theres always welfare.  The hard working Americans who slave away probably won’t mind the government taking away their hard earned money to pay for your cell phone and cigarettes anyways!

Photocreds: Rottenecards.com

By Kyra Azzato